ⓙⓔⓢⓢⓘⓒⓐ BE WISE BE ELEGANT

                                                                         
       ◎櫥窗前以高分貝尖叫「 哇 ~~卡哇依捏...」→ 日本人                    
                                                                           
       ◎坐在遊覽車上猛補妝，其實臉上的粉已經很厚了 → 韓國人                
                                                                           
       ◎ 化妝化得很美麗→ 韓國人 ；化妝但是不美麗 → 日本人 ；不美麗也不化妝  → 台灣人                                                                  
                                                                           
       ◎導遊拿著小旗子，所有的團員都緊 跟著，全體距離不超過10公尺→ 日本人  
                                                                           
       ◎導遊拿著大旗子，所有的團員跟在 後面，但全體距離可長達100公尺以上 → 台灣人                                                                     
                                                                            
       ◎導遊說話，團員會頻頻點頭並出聲 回應 →日本人                        
                                                                           
       ◎一邊觀光一邊講大哥大→ 台灣人 或 香港人                             
                                                                           
       ◎嗓門又大又吵→ 香港人                                               
                                                                           
       ◎出來玩還穿西裝打領帶→ 大陸人 （公費考察的，考察你懂嗎？）          
                                                                           
       ◎走到哪拍到哪→全東方人...